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Monday, 12 December 2011

Where has all the money gone?

At first I thought this was funny....Then I realised the awful truth of  it. Be sure to read all the way to the end! 

Tax his land, Tax his bed,
Tax the table at which he's fed.

Tax his work, Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts anyway! 

Tax his cow, Tax his goat, 
Tax his pants, Tax his coat. 

Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think. 

Tax his car, Tax his gas, 
Find other ways to tax his ass. 

Tax all he has then let him know
That you won't be done till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers; then tax him some more,
Tax him till he's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he's laid.

When he's gone, do not relax,
It's time to apply the inheritance tax. 

Accounts Receivable Tax 
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax 
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax 
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax 
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax  (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax 
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax 
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Inheritance Tax 
Interest Tax
Heating Tax
Lighting Tax
Cooking Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes 
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax 
Mortgage Tax and his pension
Personal Income Tax 
Property Tax
Poverty Tax 
Prescription Drug Tax
Real Estate Tax 
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Retail Sales  Tax
Service Charge Tax
School Tax & Tax what he buys and what he sells
Telephone Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax.
And now they want a bloody Carbon Tax!


Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world...
We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class, a huge manufacturing base, and mum stayed home to raise the kids. 

What in the Hell happened?

Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?
Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....
And we all know what we think of bankers.

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