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Tuesday 28 February 2012

Lawyer v Witness (8) - You've just got to laugh

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?


WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
 
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, which contains things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters.

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