ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, which contains things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters.
Look out for another tomorrow
No comments:
Post a Comment