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Friday, 17 February 2012

Lawyer v Witness (2) - You've just got to laugh

ATTORNEY:  What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS:     Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

and:

ATTORNEY:  Are you sexually active?
WITNESS:     No , I just lie there.

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, which contains things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters.
Look out for more on Monday

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