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Thursday, 23 February 2012

Lawyer v Witness (6) - You've just got to laugh

ATTORNEY:         So the date of conception (of the baby) was
      August 8th?
WITNESS:            Yes.
ATTORNEY:         And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS:            Getting laid.
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ATTORNEY:         She had three children , right?
WITNESS:            Yes.
ATTORNEY:         How many were boys?
WITNESS:            None.
ATTORNEY:         Were there any girls?
WITNESS:            our Honour, I think I need a different attorney.
     Can I get a new attorney?

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, which contains things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters.
Look out for more on tomorrow

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