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Wednesday, 22 February 2012

Lawyer v Witness (5) - You've just got to laugh

ATTORNEY:  Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS:  Did you actually pass the bar exam?

ATTORNEY:  The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS:      He's 20, much like your IQ.

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, which contains things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters.
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